Can You Beat the Breathalyzer?

If you are ever suspected of driving under theunderwear nor feces can trick a Breathalyzer into
influence of alcohol and pulled over by the police,registering a lower BAC, but it is interesting to
you may be given a Breathalyzer test, which willnote that people have tried both. A 28-year-old
be used to determine the level of alcoholCanadian man who was stopped on suspicion of
concentration in your bloodstream. This devicedrunk driving ate the crotch out of his underwear,
used by law enforcement, is portable, reasonablybelieving that it would soak up the excess alcohol
accurate, and gives almost immediate results.in his system. Another Canadian driver tried to foil
Given the dire consequences drivers face if theya Breathalyzer test by eating his own feces.
fail such a test, there's a question that oftenEither it didn't work or it had the opposite effect
arises among individuals who are concerned aboutand increased the BAC readings. The machine
the possibility of being caught drinking and driving;registered a BAC that was more than twice the
is there any way to fool the Breathalyzer intolegal limit.
showing a lower reading?Myth: Zima. The alcohol in the sweet, pale, malt
Listed below are some common myths and factsliquor beverage was thought to be undetectable
about trying to beat the Breathalyzer.by breath analysis machines. Zima leaves little
Myth: Sucking on pennies. Most people know thatalcohol smell on the breath, even though it
sucking on a penny, or any other type of change,contains as much alcohol as any normal beer, so
does not trick the Breathalyzer into registering apeople (usually the teens who drink the stuff)
falsely low blood alcohol concentration (BAC). Evenbelieved that the alcohol couldn't be detected by a
sillier is that people who believe it think the pennyBreathalyzer. Like breath fresheners, the alcohol
trick works because of the penny's high copperremains even though the odor is not there.
concentration. Pennies have been made of 97.5%That's a lot of myths. How about a factual way
zinc since the 1980s.to decrease a BAC reading?
Myth: Breath Mints. The misguided notion that theFact: Hyperventilation. Breathalyzer results will
smell of alcohol equals alcohol itself fuels thevary depending upon the breathing pattern of the
nonsensical belief that breath fresheners can foolperson being tested. In one study, subjects drank
a breath analysis test. All gums, mints and spraysmoderate amounts of alcohol after which their
do is mask the odor of alcohol on the breath,BAC levels were measured by gas
they do not change the alcohol content of thechromatographic analysis of their breath. Then
breath nor do they effect the chemical reactionsthey took breath analysis tests using various
used to determine the amount of alcohol present.breathing patterns. When the subjects held their
All breath fresheners can do, particularlybreath for 30 seconds before exhaling, their BAC
mouthwashes, is possibly increase the amount ofreadings increased by over 15%. When they
mouth alcohol registered. Even though breathhyperventilated for 20 seconds immediately
analysis tests have ways of distinguishing mouthbefore taking the tests, their BAC readings
alcohol from lung alcohol, the last thing a persondecreased by over ten percent.
would want to do is increase the BAC reading.On the other hand, hyperventilating could make
Myth: Belching. Many police officers believe thatyou dizzy and affect your performance on other
Breathalyzer results can be compromised if thecommon roadside sobriety tests, such as walking
subject belches while being tested, due to thein a straight line or balancing on one foot.
increase in mouth alcohol caused by the belch.These are just a small handful of the "beat the
This belief is more fiction than fact. According toBreathalyzer" tales. What's the moral to most of
a 1992 University of Wisconsin study, belching hadthese fables? If you think you can fool the
no effect on breath analysis test results evenBreathalyzer, you're probably just fooling yourself.
when subjects belched directly into theIf you really want to beat the breathalyzer, just
instrument.don't drink and drive, and you'll have nothing to
Myth: Underwear and Feces. Yuck! It almost goesworry about.
without saying that neither the consumption ofAuthored by L.E. Knowlton.